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You Can’t Pull a Hamstring If You Never Got Off the Bench

You Can’t Pull a Hamstring If You Never Got Off the Benchby: Coach GaryPublished on: 16/07/2025

Coach Gary reflects on faded glory, unearned potential, and why limping through life still counts if you once ruled the dodgeball court. A motivational breakdown for the benched and broken.

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You Can’t Pull a Hamstring If You Never Got Off the Bench